Thursday, November 6, 2008

RELINK

SORRY WRONG URL , IT's THIS : WWW-STEPPING-STONES-TO-SUCKING-UP.BLOGSPOT.COM

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

MOVED BLOG ( IMPORTANT )

GUYS I HAVE MOVED MY BLOG TO

WWW.STEPPING-STONES-TO-A-STROKE.BLOGSPOT.COM

Monday, November 3, 2008

Confessions of a Facebook Addict

Well, this is the right time i make this post, hehe, was waiting to see when i should write this, maybe when i make a significant impact on the facebook world? since i already have, now the post is here

Steps to become a facebook addict:
no. 1: Sign up for Facebook
no.2: Go Online Everyday (for at least 8 hours)
no.3: Post at least 10 photo albums
no.3:Join at Least 20 Applications
no.4:Focus on 2 or 3
no.5:Spend 4 hours on Each
no.6:Top the Ranks
no.7:Wait Until Friends Comment
no.8:Then You're a Facebook Addict!
no.9:Like Me!

For Example:
The Applications i Focus on are these two..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


RUGBY LEAGUE (#81 in the world [to date]and 8th richest[to date])

Experience Money Strength Skill Stamina Smarts Rank
11,435 $25,939,806 60 23 20 39 #81
(859 - 717)
Prop Forward





PREMIER LEAGUE (soccer)

Team: Mum's United FC
Manager: Douglas Lai
Stadium Name: Old Tattered
Seating Capacity 250,000
Money Available £1,697,556
Sameer AroraLeft Striker
Sameer Arora
Adarsh KamdarCentre Striker
Adarsh Kamdar
Sagar ShahRight Striker
Sagar Shah
Ern-Min PeckLeft Wing
Ern-Min Peck
Gaurav SinghCentre Mid
Gaurav Singh
Horatio HoRight Wing
Horatio Ho
Cho TengLeft Back
Cho Teng
Tan AnCentre Back Left
Tan Shao An
Wong ZhouRight Back
Wong Zhou
PritEsh KamaniCentre Back Right
PritEsh Kamani
Douglas 'A. Noob' LaiGoalKeeper
Douglas 'A. Noob' Lai
Team Stats

Played Won Drawn Lost For Against Points
305 226 23 56 1049 337 701
League Table(note that i'm no. 1 and i'm ahead from the next opponent by 300+ points)





Pos
TeamPWLDFAGDPTS
1. Mum's United FC (mine) 2932145623988330658665
2. Ball Kickerz 2589314025456601-145304
3. Rapologize FC 591933791165-7464
4. Rishi F.C. 571836389167-7857
5. Lightning Tackle 651647293237-14450
6. Ferungan FC 621443571180-10947
7. Jonathan Ong FC 381421375108-3345
8. Adarsh Jayant Kamdar FC 31111825685-2935
9. The Best Team fc 25111405675-1933
10. Rishabh's Colts 2581434458-1427
11. Jerrick's Team 136613132-119
12. Charleston Lim FC 84402417712
13. sock 94502424012
14. The Best 73311817110
15. Pwn"N"Own FC 93601433-199

Sunday, October 26, 2008



Who wants punany?

Monday, October 20, 2008

I still (part 2) and the letter of the year(about school)

-a continuation of the "I still" series i created ;D
-this is the first episode :
http://i-am-really-fat.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-still.html


I still don't ....

-Eat Chilli
-listen to chinese songs
-use laptops touchpads
-use myspace
-use friendster
-cut my hair in less than a month
-listen to the radio
-like Disney Channel
-like candid camera takers
-have a really really really good phone
-watch channel U (coz it sucks)
-like the crappy news in the 'new paper"
-have my own modem -.-
-read thrashy magazines
-have my psp repaired
-draw a proper animal -.-
-cook very well (other than instant noodle :X)
-been on a motorbicycle before
-like S.H.E
-think that the girls are not sluts
-like using yahoo
-like using hotmail
-feel that hotmail is fast and speedy (coz it's so cocky)

yeah i know that's lame , but you can try it, and actually it's pretty fun and time wasting

anyway ... this is my main article: some lame literature letters i wrote xD, check it out:

Characters :
White Eagle- Student Expert (not exactly)
Wired and Teary - a irritated and emo student

Dear White Eagle,
It is the end of an exciting and eventful year, one in which i have learnt many things ,such as how to spell the word floccinaucinihilipilification, how to count beyond 6 x 1023, and how to appreciate Swahili culture. I have also learnt how to run and swim, at least in a slightly less than laughable manner. My question is: Why does our school not teach students to fly? We are always told that we will 'soar on wings like eagles' but i have never experienced it, Many a time have i kicked my heels together abd emptied my mind of all else, having absolute faith that i levitate off the ground, and join the birds and the bees as i look down on the world, but to no avail! My technique must be wrong! What should I do? Are there special classes in school I can attend? Impart on me thy secret knoledge, o winged beast of flight!
From Wired and Teary

Return Letter:

Dear Wired and Teary,
It is heartening to know that you have spet your time so well, learning how to spell the longest non technical word in the English Language (which is a worthless word to know since it means 'to access something as worthless"), how to count beyond the number of molecules in one mole of gas using Avogradro's number (might i suggest adding the number 1) and how to appreciate the lives of East Africans. After all, it was not as if you had anything better to do, such as computer games or making friends, right? At ACS we support the pursuit of invidividual interests and talents, no matter how bizarre they may be. Congratulations on achieving a basic proficiency in foundational human locomotion, these skills are truly to be envied. As for your desire to take to the air, well, i have some advice for you: ask Superman (*DC Comics), Oh wait, He does not exist! Horrors of horrors! I wonder why? This is because it is impossible for man to fly (and also be taken seriously if he wears red underwear on the outside).
Do not be shocked, I know it may seem untrue, but man was never meant to fly, a simple grasp of biology, fluid thermodynamics and the Bernoulli Principle should tell you that. There was a guy called Icarus who tried, but for some reason it did not work out (something about his 'wax wings' 'melting').... His method and your method are not Wright, Also, i have a funny feeling that when you listen to 'soar on wings like eagles'; you are taking it out of context. Majestic as the soaring of the eagle is, and i should know, the phrase was purely metaphorical and not meant to apply literally to humans. Here is a short poem to let the painful truth come to you in a jingoistic and thus not painful manner.
There once was a girl named Marr
Who wanted to fly to a star
Her two hands she beat
And she kicked at her feet
But realised she did not go far

Do not fret, friend. This white Eagle has a confession to make: It has never flown either. Something has always weighed me down, and allowed me to have a firm grip on reality. My wingspan is limited, my talons too big, and my feathers too fused for the air to rush through. But i have always felt that being down-to-earth was a good trait. Sour grapes time: The higher you fly, the more likely you freeze or run out of air, and the greatest exposure to ultraviolet rays from the sun. So you see: flying is not at all it is cracked up (whoops a bad pun) to be. Stick to walking, and if you put your faith in the right place, you will not grow faint.

From the White Eagle

Friday, October 17, 2008

anti-racist?

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008, Written by an
African Kid

Adarsh says:
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

I still...

lol come to think of it.. the year is coming to an end... so yeah, looking back...
what's the difference between now and p6?

I still :

-Play Computer Games
-Love Canteen Food
-Have Tons of Friends
-watch tv alot
-use a phone
-sms like its free
-do not play games on my phone
-read the newspapers
-love wearing jackets
-listen to gazillion songs
-especially Linkin Park/Keane/U2
-dont want to bother naming all of them
-havent change my blogskin
-dont really bother doing that either
-use blogger (durh -.-)
-does not on the air-con when sleeping
-but does when studying xP
-never studies
-so indirectly never switches on the air-con
-study for an exam one day before it begins
-jokes alot
-miss 6E
-love ACSI!
-loves halo
-plays it too
-hates sony ericson
-is friends with daniel lee
-and a thousand others
-has brothers called : daniel lee, lyndon seow, win kit. and sisters called : Samantha, Iris and Esna
-never listens to radio

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

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Sunday, September 7, 2008

Meeting Zheng Kang and Zhang in Jurong Library lol

sorry post about yesterday, i'm always one day behind XD, yeah anw, after chi tuition, i went to the jurong regional library to meet zk and zz, lols they went mad over they saw me, hug me all over , like gay like that -.-, somehow hor, only in front of girls, they don like tht derh XD, they always in children sections lol, reading those p1 books XD. lol we were sitting at one of those sofas hor, then got one like 3 year old kid was pushing the green plastic chair, then we laughed at him, then i asked zk to take pic bt then he pai seh hor. then later, when we were talking abt ea other, suddenly tht goddamned evil child chiong to me with the chair , and slap me in the head, i swear to God! i know its unbelievable, but its sooo funy, if only we cld catch it on video lol, one of the funniest moments of my life LOL... anw, i took a pic of zk showing how the boy ran b4 wacking me lols

then we laughed abt it like for 2 mins lol, then he oso wack quite hard, for such a young boy lols ,then the maid had to stop him, then we took a quite sick pic of him and his maid lolslol then i try take pic of zk, then he act shy shy, lol but the pic quite blur sorry XD
LOL, my post gonna end liao, but then i oso took a vid of zk trying to do michael jackson's dance lol, looks very funny, then he was like talking on the phone while doing it too




Lol guess thts all fo today folks (: take care and study hard for exams! (no not really) but yeah take care (: miss you all :(

Saturday, September 6, 2008

zk asked me to do this -.-

1.The person who tag you is.

Zheng Kang


2.Your relationship with him/her is

gd friend

3.Your five impression of him/her.

act cute, gay and happy


4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you.

try to act pai kia


5.The most memorable thing he/she said to you .

I'll bring your sexy back yea

6.If he/she is your lover, you will..

run away to mars


7.If he/she is your lover.The thing he/she has to improve on will be..

being a girl -.-


8.If he/she becomes your enemy,you will..

kick his shin just like huang guan lols


9.If he/she becomes your enemy,The reasons will be..

he ate two cookies =.=


10.The most desired thing to do for him/her now is.

kick him in the shin


11.Your overall impression of her..

gay and happy


12.How you think ppl around u will feel about you.

ultisocial

13.The characters you love about yourself..

ultisocial


4.On the contrary,The char you hate yourself are.

sociability

15.The most ideal person u wanna be is..

Cristiano Ronaldo? lols

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them

chill my bros and sis, coz im an asshole oh wadeva


Huang Guan's turn to ask me to do it wht an idiot -.-


1.The person who tag you is.

Huang Guan


2.Your relationship with him/her is

I dono,

3.Your five impression of him/her.


emo, judo non expert, asshole, tall freak, cheena man


4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you.

Help me kick zheng kang in the shin XD


5.The most memorable thing he/she said to you .

Phuck off lar Chi bai

6.If he/she is your lover, you will..


become his judo master and teach him some lessons


7.If he/she is your lover.The thing he/she has to improve on will be..

being shorter


8.If he/she becomes your enemy,you will..

be his enemy too XXD


9.If he/she becomes your enemy,The reasons will be..

he ate two cookies =.=


10.The most desired thing to do for him/her now is.

kick him in the shin


11.Your overall impression of her..

emo freak


12.How you think ppl around u will feel about you.

irritating bangala

13.The characters you love about yourself..

sociability


4.On the contrary,The char you hate yourself are.

sociability

15.The most ideal person u wanna be is..

Cristiano Ronaldo? lols

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them

chill my bros and sis, coz im an asshole oh wadeva

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you pass to people that have blog only.It's typed randomly, no preference whatsoever

1.huangguan IM BACK

2.Zheng Kang

3.Zheng Zhang

4.jackie see i dont care

5.heyao good idea

6.erm jia ying XD

7.Roger Federer

8.Master Chief

9.nicholas chee

10.Martin Lee

18.Who is no.6 having relationship with?

Stone, i dono abt now XD

19. Is no.9 a male or female?

hes/shes both XD

20. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?

hmm federer and martin -.-

22. What is no.2 studying about?

HCI IP i think

23. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?

13 seconds ago

24. What kind of music band does no.8 like?

LOL XD Master Chief loves Breaking Benjamin AHAHA

25. Does no.1 have any siblings?

nop , although

26. Will you woo no.3?

ZKKZKZKZKZK?? OMFG, no lar , i don go for boys, lol , have my own target liaos :D

27. How about no.7?

wah i may get filthy rich, bt i dont want to be a gay either lols

28. Is no.4 single?

Im not sure abt jackie, bt i suspect shes keeping something from me lols

29. What is the surname of no.5?

huang

30. What 's the hobby of no.10?

being emo -.-

31.Does no.5 and 9 get along well?

LOL NICK AND HE YAO?? I BET THEY"RE SECRETLY ATTACHED

32. Where is no.2 studying at?

hwa chong institution

33. Talk something casually about no.1.

emo freak -.-

34. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?

LOL master chief?? no never ever, i'll take him down wif a banshee lol
35. Where does no.9 live at?

somewhere in jurong

36. What colour does no.4 like ?

blue , maybe light blue

.37. Are no.5 and 1 best friend?

yeah i think so, they may be attached even ;D

38. Does no.1 have any pets?

he supposed to have like 30 goldfish and 3 hamsters or something XD

39. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?

federer? lol hes very hairy

40. What is no. 10 doing now?

hes emoing

Friday, September 5, 2008

LOL I was forced to this by jackie, and those in the numbers better do it too!

1.The person who tag you is.
Jackie See?
2.Your relationship with him/her is
ex-church friend
3.Your five impression of him/her.
how wld i know? tomboy?
4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you.
nothin, or at least i don remember
5.The most memorable thing he/she said to you .

I dont know

6.If he/she is your lover, you will..
tht is lame, this is uber XD
7.If he/she is your lover.The thing he/she has to improve on will be..
Keep quiet more, and let her hair grow longer XD
8.If he/she becomes your enemy,you will..
I will call the police to bring down tht madwoman
9.If he/she becomes your enemy,The reasons will be..
there are no reasons, i dono
10.The most desired thing to do for him/her now is.
make her less tomboyish
11.Your overall impression of her..
tomboy
12.How you think ppl around u will feel about you.
sociable yet irritating at times
13.The characters you love about yourself..
if you're talking about master chief, then it's his helmet, if you're talking about douglas, then i like my work attitude :D

4.On the contrary,The char you hate yourself are.
For Being too irritating at times
15.The most ideal person u wanna be is..
Master Chief , Reporting for Duty Sir
16. For people that care and like you, say something to them

Chill man! DOuglas in da house, nah not really, oh wadeva

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you pass to people that have blog only.It's typed randomly, no preference whatsoever

1.Daniel Lee

2. Esna Ong

3. Iris Loh

4. Huang Guan

5. Bella

6. Jackie

7. Tan Shao An

8. Aaron Seah

9. Gaurav Deep Singh

10. Ernest Tay

18.Who is no.6 having relationship with?
Jackie ehh,, hmmm, the daniel guy? NOT DANIEL LEE, the one who asked her to do this quiz
19. Is no.9 a male or female?
Neither, he's just fat
20. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
Oh crap, they don't even know ea other.. taiwanese and arsenal supporter, so you'll get a tauiwanese arsenal supporter?
22. What is no.2 studying about?
Sec 1 IP I think, rgs has those weird programmes
23. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
24 seconds ago
24. What kind of music band does no.8 like?
Metal and Punk Rock?
25. Does no.1 have any siblings?
No, but good guess
26. Will you woo no.3?
iris? lol no, she's my "twin sister'' :D
27. How about no.7?
GOsh, I'm not gay, especially not with a guy who's head is bigger, than his body
28. Is no.4 single?
I suppose so
29. What is the surname of no.5?
Tan
30. What 's the hobby of no.10?
Play Soccer? just that he failed his napfa test
31.Does no.5 and 9 get along well?
Gaurav is an fat indian, bella is a pai kia, i dono
32. Where is no.2 studying at?
RGS, OK IT TOTALLY OWNS MAN!
33. Talk something casually about no.1.
He's a nice guy, try act to pai kia! whoots! rawk on bro!
34. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
No, he's my classmate, and im not gay, neither is he
35. Where does no.9 live at?

Dover
36. What colour does no.4 like ?
I think pink, he loves bleach yea
.37. Are no.5 and 1 best friend?
They're good friends
38. Does no.1 have any pets?
No, he's just out there to poke rabbit's eyes
39. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
DOnt make me VOMIT, OBVOIUSLY NOT -.-
40. What is no. 10 doing now?
Most Likely, dreaming of cherylyn, maybe

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Going Out With Esna, Daniel and Iris to Cathay!! (3rd September 2008)

3rd September Wednesday 1.00pm-9.00pm
FUN AND FUN AND MORE FUN!!!
Went Out With Esna,Daniel and Iris to Cathay!!! WHEEEEEE
1.00pm - 2.30pm : Zuhair Come My House, Then We go Fetch Esna From Front Gate there lols, she seems to have grown taller, but i'm still taller than her lol XD
We Played Xbox and Star Wars Battlefront 2, then esna kept on wan play my laptop cs lor, then play old map lols, still wan me install old maps XD, then daniel came, own me with obi wan lol, i not used to jango fett, lol got owned XD

2.30pm-3.20pm : Esna,Daniel,Me go Jurong East Interchange meet up with Iris, then daniel wan go toilet, dont know where the toilet is XD, then we boarded mrt, then daniel kept on looking at me, then i think he said something, but my mp3 song too loud lol, then cant hear him, then got quite irritating. anw, from dhoby gaut, then we go cathay...

3.20pm-3.30pm : Bought tickets for Star Wars Digital, lol then the short form cannot put digital then the box office there is "Star Wars Dig" lol then daniel go say "dick dick dick" damn funny lor, then Once We Buy the tickets,while on the lift, daniel go press every level -.- then take super long, then esna was angry.. just a few minutes -.- then iris go like buy tons of popcorn and drinks.. then walk into theatre XD

3.30pm to 5.10pm : Watched Star Wars , okok lar not bad, but esna was like looking at the screen the whole time, as if really tht interesting lol, she jst loves star wars :)Once the show finished, Got Out of the freakin cold theatre lol XD, then still got tons of popcorn left, damn waste lol, then we walk out, i think the cleaner was angry wif us lol,


5.10pm to 7.30pm : then when we going down, the esna chiong to the lan shop and then shout "let's go in la" then iris was like "dont want lar" then daniel and me kept quiet, wait for them quarrel a bit lol, then when they settle down, agreed tht we go walk around the mall, see something else, then come back, lol esna go into the adidas shop, then want buy this buy tht, then see the price then " eee dont want buy liao " lol quite funny, then daniel n me saw the adidas belt look quite nice, but oso damn ex lol, then there was the mini soccer ball buy for charity, then esna go exchange the one on some stand thing and change it and go feel it, damn funny lor, then they go to the soccer section, esna wan the ac milan shirt but dont have lol, then daniel saw the shin pad , then say "Condom!" lol then everyone laugh like hell, then iris say," condom so big for what ? your dick so big arh? " WAH THAT ONE EVERY1 Laugh the most damn horny lar both of them lol. then we walk walk walk, until walk out of Cathay Lol, then we walk walk, kept looking at the SOTA Building, lol then we follow esna, until some weird shopping centre, then she suddenly stop , say 'where are we going?' then everyone say ' we following you mah lols' wah then laugh laugh then turn another direction go to Paradis Centre/park Lane/Peace Centre. then we walk in, then so many lan game shops, then esna was like damn happy, when she's happy, she's very cute:) then got one arcade shop called "SuperFun World" the Name Really Sounds Wrong LOL, then daniel wanted to go in lol , funny man! then later Esna Forced Us to go into one of the lan game shop called odyssey, then iris scared pai kia lols, then daniel act hero try to be pai kia lol, then we go in, Iris just came back from camp, dont want play, she ended up sleeping instead lols,anw,so Esna, Daniel and Me try so many games lol, esna wanted to play jedi outcast, but then the freakin game cant load, she wasnt happy, then we started off with Fifa 07, then the freakin game cannot lan, lag until connection lost, super lame sia, then we try Counterstrike 1.6, super lame lols, i own them again i think 6 kills to 2 lol, they still in same team, 2 vs 1 i still own lol, but after a while sian, so we try NFS Most Wanted, Play One Race, then i thrash them lols, then they not happy, go play Call of Duty 4, i Own them again, somemore they two one team, then i beat them 70-30 lols, then try BattleField 2, cannot work , forgot how to add bots sorry guys XD. Then later was the time i got owned lol, when esna want play dota, we all 3 against 2 AI easy lol , so dumb, then daniel choose stealth assasin, esna use dwarven sniper ( cope my fav hero lol) then i use Zeus, daniel super funny, he chiong all the way, then die 9 times lol, then i died once , actually if i had 1 second more, i was going to press on my ulti to kill the enemy hero, then he freakin melee me i died, so stupid , tht shld have been my first kill, second, i was going for the enchantress, then i spam lightning bolt on her until she like yellow going red health, then i ulti her, then she still got 50 hp left , wah lao so stupid, shld have been my second kill, then i should have got a third kill, i 1 more lightning bolt to kill enchantress, then esna go assasinate her, wah lao ks me lor, but esna, i always give chance :), esna and me only died once, her blog one inaccurate, daniel died 9 times lol. at the end ea of us paid 2.50 each. quite cheap lar

7.30pm-8.00pm : Eat Dinner at Macs, lol then when i eating mcspicy esna and daniel kept laughing at me , then i was like "diao" coz the mcspicy no paper wrapper, then all the mayo and vegetables all come out, look quite sick, then iris order the fries, they say taste like egg lor, then daniel said "egg fries!!!" lol soo lame, then daniel say the fries very salty, then he go rub it on the tray to remove the salt, look so funny lar he lol. then after dinner, daniel took a pic of himself and the super fun world, lol!.

8.00pm-9.00pm : After we walk out,it was raining heavily, then when got traffic light, luckily esna and iris got umbrella, so daniel share with iris, i share with esna, lol then esna kept on leaving me half drenched and kept wacking my head with the side of the umbrella coz she too short, lol, irritating lol, once we reach the mrt station, then his mum call him nid to go newton, so he go opposite way from us. sad lor miss him, then when esna, iris and me boarded the train, it was like hell damn packed lor, but once we reach raffles place there and then redhill, not so crowded liao, then esna kept on taking pics, soo irritating lol, then once we reach jurong east . then iris continued onto Lakeside, so esna and me go take 334, lol for me only one stop but i lazy walk , anw it was raining, then we sit beside ea other lol, then esna told me tht got one old lady there then i say only one stop lol, then the 334 damn crowded, took like damn long to get out, then the bus uncle never open the bus doors -.- how to get out?? lol, anw, said goodbye to esna liao , soo cute :)
Lol walk home in the rain, then esna found out that she left her camera at my house, so i had to give it back to her today :) so happpy, can see her once again :)
Great Experience , Thanks All 3 of You! Esna, Daniel and Iris, Miss You all , hope we see ea other again soon :)

These are the pics :) (Sorry Esna , Coped from You Blog lol)(: Esna with her ''Suai Ger'' Anakin lol :)
I Don't know what so sick about this pic but esna said its sick lol,
Lol the 2 gals XD lol :)
Daniel and his very very very important hairstyle lol :)Lol Malu Pic of Me, always suddenly go take lol -.- , iris face out of the pic, lol hand too short XD :)


4th September 2008 (today)

9.00am - 10.30am : lol go for maths supplementary , quite boring, but anna lim teaching not tht bad as i used to think lol, anw, we wanted to play cs after it, but then found out 1.13 taking our class so cannot play darn them and anna lim lol,
10.30am - 12.30pm : then i go home , bought back lunch, then Esna came to the bus stop outside my estate , then i had to go there and give her back her camera lol , she forgot to bring back yesterday, lol, her school shirt very nice :) then we said goodbye :) i guess it'll be a long time.. the next time... haiz.. gonna miss her and all of them :( take care :)

Monday, September 1, 2008

BORIN?????

ok friday was like damn pro lorhhs :) got teacher's day concert damn pro!! then even better go bak jps own everyone there!
at the start of the day was really really really stupid, they ask us walk 2km plus around the terrace houses around my school, damn retarded, seee all the ang mor with all the big bmws , and like ea house has its own road name, quite pro. then me and joel tan wei en were walking along on the right side of the road, then got one taxi cme from the back nvr horn, coz most likely the driver not horny, but anw, the teachers yelled at us to move to the left, then we move, then got one really really extra IB teacher come to us and say, "eh, u oblivious arh??!" then joel was keeping quiet, then i just say "we dont have eyes on the back of our heads, sir" the he was like "Wah still want to talk back right??!" then iwas like "no, sir" then he was like . " What's you Name?" Then iwas like " Douglas Lai, 1.15 Silas. Sir" then he was like "You better Shut up Next time Ok? " then iwas like okay whatever -.-

Later, I had this quite bad fever after the walk, after all i was already sick the earlier day, but my body repaired in a P2C2E in like 1/2 an hour. then i bought a bottle of pink dolphin and finished it like in 30 seconds, was damn thirsty lar, then later watch russell peters and master Chief sucks at halo in class with my classmates, then after 2 hours, when to the huge CPA 1 where we celebrated Teachers day it was damn funny lar!, got tons of people get hit by paper planes, then the prefects came in and settled everything. looked really stupid,

then after the concert, CHIONG TO JPS! lol , esna messaged me she was already there at like 11, and my concert only ended at 12, so had to chiong to jps in a freakin 198 with bharath prahbu big butt. then went there, the whole place was like packed, but it brought back fond memories, like all those running around the canteen stuff, the field which wasnt actually a few, and of course the teachers! lol now taller than Ms Wong! AHAHA JACKED, lol meet all my old girl friends and boy friends XD. Damn fun, then boys when to Jurong Regional Library then i brought fries in , then the security guard chase him out, then jozhi said "wah u think you so big arh?! Na Bei Chi bai (and some things i dont understand)"lol then jozhi,shiyao,henry,yu heng came my house play xbox, quite fun lar, then shi yao left at 9pm lol, so late liaos, his parents still dont know and dont care lol XD, ok wo xie dao je li, min tian zhai jian, Buaixx Buaixx!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

hi guys

sorry too tired, to post, now is 4.40 am in the morning, that's the time some of you wake up at during school hours. okay thts why i'm dead tired, played like 4 hours straight of cs remembered my blog post, so that's all i can really say, sorry take care guys in ur respective schools :) good morning too :)

Friday, August 15, 2008

My Chinese Class, 10:00 – 10:45

My Chinese Class, 10:00 – 10:45

Daniel Tan Shao An is weird and retarded. Lionel is playing the tablet games with the tablet pen. Daniel is being irritating and Kai Zhou is emo. Alistair is biting his fingernails Joshua yap is focused on the lesson, Daniel is playing with his tablet pen for some reason. Ern min is quietly at the front playing games. Chong Koy Choy is laughing at his not funny jokes. Justin lee and Yee Teng are laughing at something at the back, Jonathan lee is being weird and Shawn Chia must be playing bowling buddies on facebook. Alistair is borrowing money from Kai Zhou for the recess is shaking his leg everywhere for some stupid reason. Joshua yap is still concentrated. Alec is sleeping like mad; I don’t know why he’s so tired nowadays. Now he’s slouching on his chair and snoring, Chong Koy Choy doesn’t seem to notice. Lionel is now on facebook on tablet mode, Chong Koy Choy still hasn’t realized that any of them are playing; this does not make any sense. And Justin is irritating me from the back and wants to see what I’m typing, if you realized, I am actually typing with the tablet screen turn 180 degrees to the other side, I can’t see the screen,. This is quite fun, anyway, Chong Koy Choy is talking about fengshui. It is quite difficult typing without looking at the screen, Keith is busy on his tablet drawing but he’s tablet is off, so I don’t know what he is doing, Daniel is eating his pen for some reason and putting into his nose and mouth, he just dropped it, and know is spinning his pen. Lionel is on facebook, but he’s not doing anything and he just attached his mouse, I think he’s going to play some facebook application or something. Aaron is at the front, I don’t know what he is doing, but I think he’s playing bowling buddies the way he’s using his tablet pen. He has an M & M on the table, with his mouse detached, Justin lee has a funny haircut and Yee Teng is playing his mouse, he’s tablet is close, and he looks like he wants to rape me, he is using his watch for some reason, and he just said “You’re Mine” Justin is playing his wallet and spinning his water bottle, Jonathan how is sitting beside me is putting his foot through the hole in my chair, it is really disgusting, now he’s emoing, I think he’s going to cry, for some stupid reason now he’s putting his hand to his eye, what a change of emotions. Dian in front of me is looking forward, his tablet is closed and off, he’s a good boy, but he’s putting his hands in his pockets. Daniel is irritating and he’s humping on the chair walking around, absolute spasm, this is retarded. Now Ern min is closing his tablet, I think he has it on standby, he’s telling the teacher that the lion looks like an ass. Now Lionel is boasting to me about him beating me in bowling buddies, he’s retarded. Now Daniel said “Hey I want to listen, and Justin said “Hey BLUDDER” Daniel l is playing bowling buddies on facebook again, doesn’t he ever get bored? Now Teng Yu is slacking in front with his head on the table, he’s looking at the screen; I think he’s very bored. Keith is now cutting his nails with his scissors, I never got used to doing that. Now he’s not playing with his tablet anymore. Alistair is putting his kneecap into the hole of a chair and emoing at the same time with his head on the top of the chair, I think he’s very sleepy, Kai Zhou just closed his Mac, I think he’s tire to, Chong Koy Choy is really boring, can’t we do anything else? Haiz, boring la… Kai Zhou is being Emo too, with his cool Bluetooth mouse Shawn is outing both legs on the tablet and playing bowling buddies on his tablet, he looks bored, I am bored too , but I’m quite okay doing this in Chinese class with Chong Koy Choy looking at my screen the whole day. Quite surprising though, and now he’s boasting that he can jump and dunk a basketball when he’s shorter than me -. It’s retarded la, I don’t believe, and now the class is challenging him to touch the ceiling or something like that. Now time for Alec, now he’s awake okay now he’s yawning again, he seems bored and now he’s stretching. Joshua yap is still concentrated on now he’s putting his leg on the chair like small baby, so childish and he’s laughing and wearing he’s nerdy specs, Alec is still yawning quite fantastic. Now Chong Koy Choy is talking about lion dance and superstition that it protects us from the demons. None of us believe it and now he’s talking that cinemas have ghosts, it’s retarded. Now he is talking about a china bridge that has 800 stone lions on it, he said that during the world war II, it still was not destroyed. He’s asking us to download something from LMS, our school website to download some Chinese vocabulary thing, now finally Chinese class is over, recess!!! Bye J

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